{"id":79,"date":"2011-07-10T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-10T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/2011\/07\/10\/zusammengekrumelt-fur-2011-07-10\/"},"modified":"2011-07-10T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-10T19:55:00","slug":"zusammengekrumelt-fur-2011-07-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/2011\/07\/10\/zusammengekrumelt-fur-2011-07-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Zusammengekr\u00fcmelt f\u00fcr 2011-07-10"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Wie nennt man eine CornFlakes-vernarrte Mitarbeiterin? Kelloggin. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/twayxnet\/statuses\/87783942538805248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Der Niedergang der Zivilisation offenbart sich in der Enteleganzifizierung von Nahrung: fr\u00fcher Frapp\u00e9e, heute Shake. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/twayxnet\/statuses\/88190084867833857\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wo landen eigentlich all die Pferde, die miteinander gestohlen werden? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/twayxnet\/statuses\/89216449947766784\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Warum heisst es &quot;mutmasslicher T\u00e4ter&quot;, wenn man ihn offensichtlich bei der Tat beobachtet hat? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/twayxnet\/statuses\/89228289520041985\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Letzter \u00c3\u2013ffnungstag eines Restaurants = Tag des j\u00fcngsten Gerichts? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/twayxnet\/statuses\/89996692333670400\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wie nennt man eine CornFlakes-vernarrte Mitarbeiterin? Kelloggin. # Der Niedergang der Zivilisation offenbart sich in der Enteleganzifizierung von Nahrung: fr\u00fcher Frapp\u00e9e, heute Shake. # Wo landen eigentlich all die Pferde, die miteinander gestohlen werden? # Warum heisst es &quot;mutmasslicher T\u00e4ter&quot;, wenn man ihn offensichtlich&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unkategorisiert"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdv7H-1h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kay-x.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}